So … right. This is … er … ah … well, you know. This is hardly news, but any time we get to sit around and chill with Xenu is time well spent, right?
Something about priorities goes here, I’m certain. Then again, the unresolved implication would be whose priorities.
Or should I try the political joke about how we need to be careful to not achieve such equality that our Christian neighbors ruin themselves fighting for their supremacy? After all, next up is, well, the Xenubites.
Certes, we can do better. Right?
Oh, wait, that’s probably not as good of a joke as its temptation suggests.
Too bad ’bout that.
Nor was the joke worth it.
Bolling, Ruben. “Xenu, Intergalactic Overlord, returns to Earth”. Daily Kos Comics. 9 April 2015.