Yes, mutant monkeys.
Actually, we might take the moment to simply chuckle at the idea. After all, it’s for a good cause, not some supervillain idea that involves friggin’ laser beams coming from their friggin’ heads.
What you’re looking at is familiar enough, though. It is that Facebook sidebar widget, and this is the news it brought on 19 February 2015, around 23:40 PST.
We’ll try to be serious about the content … er … um … later.
For now, just enjoy the prospect that mutant monkeys will save us all.