And then Adam had to go and ruin it. I mean, you’d think living in a world infested with Lovecraftian monsters would be … well, you know … interesting. In real life, we don’t beat them off with brooms; we just suck them in alleys. Elect them. I mean, elect them.
Damn it. Never mind.
You never understand.
God, why can’t you fucking understand!
Huber, Adam. “Sink or Swim”. Bug Martini. 1 April 2015.