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Dangerous Medicine

Turtle … fart … spritzer.

Okay, so … right.

Adam Huber, ladies and gentlemen.

Maybe turtle fart spritzer can go on the menu beside a dirty bug martini.

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Huber, Adam. “A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Deception Go Down”. Bug Martini. 16 October 2015.

Something Worth Your Time

Life, death, and a turtle.

Go. Click. Er … um … well, okay, not quite do, you know, but … I don’t know, meditate or something. What? Why can’t you just enjoy something, damn it?

Oh, right. Serenity now. Lest serenity itself demand.