Tom Cruise

Enough to Make You Need a Stiff Drink

Detail of 'Bug Martini' by Adam Huber, 23 March 2015.If I say it isn’t what you think, well, it’s probably worse.

Watch out for the earworm. Or, rather, that ought to be your first hint. I suppose the problem there is that then it really is what you think.

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Huber, Matt. “Way Down in Chokeomo”. Bug Martini. 23 March 2015.