Sweet … relief.
Beyond that, I got nothin’. I mean, sure, I should probably bust out The Cure or something, just because, you know? Except it violates the Geneva Conventions, and damn well ought to. Won’t someone please think of the children?
Never mind. Cure jokes never work with nerds.
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Tarpley, Matt. “Mary Monday”. Mary Death. 12 September 2015.