stale jokes

Dick on Goats

The only reason I’m running with a juvenile, insensitive, obviously overused joke for a headline like that is because there just isn’t much to Jason Dick’s note on Beltway colloquialisms insofar as quoting enough of it to tempt you to click and read would pretty much require reproducing the post. Nonetheless, if you ever felt screwed like punch-line livestock for taking part in our civic process, well, nobody can actually answer the question, though there are certainly table scraps in the trough of the public discourse.

Say what?At least I didn’t say, “Don’t let it get your goat.”

Oh.

Damn.

Right. Anyway … I mean … never mind.

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Dick, Jason. “HOH Word of the Week: Goat, Goat Food”. Heard on the Hill. Roll Call. 28 December 2015.

Clubbing (Bug Mix)

Detail of 'Bug Martini' by Adam Huber, 28 July 2015.A-ha! Shoot! Let’s get this thing started!

Oh, right.

Don’t ask.

Just, well, you know how it goes, right?

Blame Adam.

For my own part, I need a new escape punch line.

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Image note: Detail of Bug Martini by Adam Huber, 28 July 2015.