We must apologize.
For reasons pertaining to and derived from the general sloth of any given weekend, as well as our general disdain toward Valentine’s Day, we missed a perfect opportunity to voice our solidarity with all the other wankers out there who don’t appreciate the annual reminder that we are defined according to who we are partnered with.
As such, we missed the opportunity to make a bad pun about respawning with Valerie.
Or to hum along with nostalgia:
I’ll tell you now, and I won’t tell you twice, where when and how I got some bad advice. I never thought I could handle a girl with guns. And let me tell you, you can bet that I’m not the only one.
Or, rather, just because someone gave us an excuse: Ladies and gentelemen, Tommy Shaw:
Salazar, Raf. “Happy Valentine’s Day”. ReGrBl. 14 December 2015.