You know, this time we don’t get to blame Adam; the white-collar rank and file would not have these problems if they had collective bargaining rights.
On the upside, the old lady was already dead; it’s not like the li’l bugger went on a spree.
Which raises another point about spree violence: Economic security might help reduce the number of incidents. So would good mental health benefits.
No, I don’t really have a plan for accomplishing all that, but, hey, if Bernie Sanders can make it this far without studying his own platform, it seems worth mentioning.
Yeah, you know, maybe I should just stick with bad puns and perverse vapidity for filler.
Image note: Detail of Bug Martini by Adam Huber, 4 May 2016.