Seriously, how can anyone expect me to pass that moment in human history without noticing? I mean, sure, it’s there; no point in accurately claiming I didn’t put the television to CNBC in the first place―it doesn’t matter. There is a confluence of events, and for some reason the Universe sent me a treat today.
If you need this one explained, don’t worry about it; you probably wouldn’t appreciate the explanation, anyway.
But, yes, really. They went with that one.
Treasures of the marketplace.
Image note: Detail of framegrab from CNBC, 9 February 2015.