Or would it be enough to simply say … actually, you know what? I’ve got nothin’.
But if you need more (ahem!) detail, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to try to wrap your head around the idea of a local maxima in the context of this particular joke.
On second thought ....
You know, just blame Zach Weiner.
Weiner, Zach. “Lagrange Wax”. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. 10 March 2015.
Wikipedia. “Lagrange multiplier”. 27 March 2015.