Okay, so … right.
Adam Huber, ladies and gentlemen.
Maybe turtle fart spritzer can go on the menu beside a dirty bug martini.
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Huber, Adam. “A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Deception Go Down”. Bug Martini. 16 October 2015.
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A Fart Joke
There are two schools of thought about fart humor that may be reasonably encapsulated if we start with the phrase, “I forgot to post this last night”. That is to say, there are two general responses:
• How could you forget!
• Why would you want to post a fart joke?
True, there is a third alternative—It’s a freakin’ fart joke. Who cares?—but such pedantry spoils the fun.
And, in any case, the answer to that beeblebrox is simply that it’s a fart joke, and it doesn’t really matter if anyone cares.
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Huber, Adam. “Stall from Grace”. Bug Martini. 26 November 2014.
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