Lynsi Burton, for SeattlePI.com:
A 32-year-old man is accused of following a pair of women on Capitol Hill, holding his exposed penis, before knocking one of them unconscious.
Police reports say that Derron Wiggins then tried to run from cops but was caught while appearing to shove cocaine into his mouth.
This is not funny, in any aspect, our instinct toward seeking punch lines notwithstanding. After all, what? Something about priorities, sure. And something about mental health, to be certain. The part where he slammed her head in to the wall did some damage. But there is also a bit in there about the appearance of a violent history, including strangulation behavior, because of course there is.
I mean, y’know?
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Burton, Lynsi. “Charges: Sexual aggressor knocked woman unconscious in Capitol Hill”. SeattlePI.com. 12 September 2017.
