The setup speaks for itself.
With apologies to Adam Huber, of course. But come on, in a marketplace thriving on bad puns, how can anyone resist that kind of temptation? Just click, damn it. Do you feel lucky? Oh, right. Wrong film. Do not underestimate the power of the dark sigh.
• “The Empire Talks Smack”, 9 May 2016
• “The Empire Talks Smack — Part II”, 10 May 2016
• “The Empire Talks Smack — Part III”, 11 May 2016
• “The Empire Talks Smack — Part IV”, 12 May 2016
• “The Empire Talks Smack — Part V”, 13 May 2016
We will, of course, update as remaining installments post. (Promises, promises.)
(Wow, we actually remembered to update a post. Yes, it’s surprising. Yes, that’s pathetic. Leave it alone, smackhead.)
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Image note: Detail of Bug Martini by Adam Huber, 11 May 2016. Modified w/apologies, of course.
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