“I don’t know why God made me this way (and I’m so sorry). I don’t know how much more I can take (and I’m so sorry). You know, it’s always my mistake (and I’m so sorry), and I’ll be sorry when I see that you’re gone, gone away, like a god gone astray. Not a word will be spoken of how it broke me when I saw you broken.”
Look, it was this or the Nazi bikini joke.
Really.
I guess I could call it the Indiana Jones joke, but that doesn’t convey the right mental image, especially if we call it the Indiana Jones bikini girl joke.
Fuck it. Blame Adam.
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Huber, Adam. “Sex Sells Substandard Stuff”. Bug Martini. 25 February 2015.
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