Today is …
Authorities say a 10-year-old boy has been hospitalized after accidentally shooting himself in the face with a gun he found while sitting in a car in southeastern Pennsylvania.
… just another day in America.
Okay, then, let us be accurate: That was Sunday. Fret not, friends, there will be a gun accident today, too.
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Associated Press. “10-Year-Old Shoots Self In Face In Pennsylvania”. The Huffington Post. 16 November 2014.
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