If you really, really want to know, Dave Segal explains:
At first I thought the bar staff was having a laugh, but looking around at the clientele and knowing the general horrid level of care that many Clevelanders take with their bodies, I wasn’t entirely sure if this was comedy or a genuine deal.
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Segal, Dave. “Today in Irresponsible Signage”. Slog. 16 June 2014.
Our Lede of the Day comes from Steven Hoffer at Huffington Post:
An Ohio attorney is accused of raping a woman in a courthouse conference room after she refused to have sex with a judge.
For his part, the accused attorney, Javier Armengau, said last week, “I have not engaged in any wrongful conduct nor have I done anything that should warrant a complaint.” The trial already seems a spectacle as Armengau’s attorneys work to discredit the witness. As John Futty of The Columbus Dispatch reported:
The 48-year-old woman became increasingly frustrated and combative with one of Armengau’s attorneys, who tried to point out inconsistencies between her testimony and statements she made to Columbus police.
“I don’t know where you’re getting this,” the woman said of her interview with police, “but I’d love to see it” ….
…. The woman is the third accuser to testify against Armengau in his trial on charges of rape, sexual battery, gross sexual imposition, kidnapping and public indecency. The allegations were brought by five women, each of whom had some connection to Armengau’s work as a criminal defense attorney.
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