The Monster Mash

Warren Rojas, for Roll Call:

The Great Gingrich Quest for BeerFormer Speaker Newt Gingrich doesn’t use his enduring clout to support just any old vanity project. But he will, apparently, go to bat for the chance to plaster an image of his platinum-tressed third wife, Callista, on a craft brew bottle.

At the moment, Callista Gingrich appears to be leading the field of exactly two applicants vying for the honor of being the next Drop Dead Blonde poster girl.

Strangely, I can’t find an Adulteress Ale*. Sounds like the market is begging.

I mean, really. There isn’t?

Okay, someone help me out. I must be overlooking something. I mean, if there was ever a beer that should have Callista Gingrich’s face on it ….

To the other, it is unfortunate that there is no beer for Newt. Blind Pig already has a label.
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* A note to Madera Verde: Really? There’s no Adulteress Ale? What am I missing? Tell me you’re on the case … keg … case … er … right.

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