Ah, headlines:
Or, for those who need the morbid details:
The Rev. Daryl Riley, pastor of the church, told the Simone Moore, the church’s minister of music, that he was no longer needed in the position, authorities said. Riley then handed Moore his final paycheck. Moore disagreed with the amount of the check and an argument erupted, officials said. Moore then tased Riley with a Taser gun, deputies said.
Several church members were involved in the fight, including Agolia Moore, the music minister’s mother, officials said. Officials said that she was stabbed by one of the deacons, identified as Harvey Hunt.
All members that participated in the fight were treated and released from a local hospital, officials said.
A warrent for second-degree assault was signed on Moore. Another warrant for third-degree assault was signed for Hunt, officials said.
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